Comments on: Talea’s Bitchin’ 25th Birthday Party

By: greenmetropolis

greenmetropolis — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:26:05 +0000

Holy fuck! Sami is a genius, I’ll totally let you know how that goes.

By: Josh

Josh — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:23:48 +0000

I took this debate to the bar last night (once again, confirmed by all men present) and heard a new one for chicks. Actually it was kind of disturbing cause Sami was the one who told me, but see how many cd’s you can hang on your nipple. Put the nipple right there in the center hole and just see how many you can stack up.

By: nahole

nahole — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:28:44 +0000

I use my fucking dick for all kinds of things (besides pissing, fucking and jerking off). As a smacking device it’s second to fucking none because when it strikes it’s got the dual surprise fucking action – a) the smart slap of skin on skin and b) the fact that it’s a fucking dick. Listen Greenie – if you wanted to get some dudes attention, flopping a tit in the face would do way better than a “psst, psst, over here” trust me.

By: greenmetropolis

greenmetropolis — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:38:23 +0000

Wait, I meant that for le boyfriend, not Red. But thank you Red! Clearly I have much to learn. I’m sure Josh is more than willing to teach me, but don’t expect any “I got hit in the face with a wang” posts any time soon.

By: greenmetropolis

greenmetropolis — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 22:37:31 +0000

Okay, we’re totally having a “weird things we can do with our sexual organs” showdown. You and me, we’re totally keeping score.

By: Josh

Josh — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:43:27 +0000

Thank you Red for your support. Em darlin, the surprise is half the point. And I asked all the guys at work today, and they all like smacking chicks with their wieners too. I knew I wasn’t the only one. I guess getting punched in the dick would be fair, and worth the prize of face-smacking-with-a-dick. So what you are telling me is chicks never do fun stuff with their boobies? Come on now, be real. Surely you can make them spin in different directions, or hold things between them, or generally just have fun with your body in non-sexual ways. I mean, I can catapult things with my dick. I can hold towels and coats and such. Stir drinks, you name it.

By: Red

Red — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:48:30 +0000

*raises hand*
I’ve been whacked with a few wieners. I didn’t mind it though.

By: greenmetropolis

greenmetropolis — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 17:22:57 +0000

I can honestly say that I have never been whacked with a weiner, probably because I’ve got that thing where boys know I will eviscerate them if they piss me off. Just give me warning, unexpected presences in my personal space get flailed at, and you don’t want me to flail around that.

Ha, I love that Talea’s birthday post has turned into an ongoing discussion about wang-whacking.

By: Josh

Josh — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:37:46 +0000

I asked a few guys, and they all do it too. Haven’t any of your previous guys done that? Seriously? Cause I’m pretty sure it’s normal. You can laugh your ass off all you want. It’s only when I’m using muhdik for specific tasks that the laughing is bad. Cause if anyone knows the comedy potential of a wiener, it’s a man boy like myself.

By: greenmetropolis

greenmetropolis — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 18:55:52 +0000

Josh: Nope, I don’t think we get that. And feel free to smack stuff with your weiner, just don’t get mad if I laugh my ass off. Nothing personal I personally don’t get it, but that’s because I knock stuff over with my boobs all the time, and it’s just annoying because it’s never on purpose