Comments on: Ladies Who Lunch, Optimus Domesticus, How to Get Your Ass Kicked by a Toddler, and Other Weirdness

By: Josh

Josh — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 17:28:55 +0000

I don’t like wine. Except scuppernong wine, which is made with local grapes here, and they are the best grapes in the whole fucking world. Period. Nachos sound good. I think I will make some now. Nacho lunch ala Emerald. Word to your mother.

By: greenmetropolis

greenmetropolis — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 14:05:57 +0000

I kick that grandma dress’s ass! It is fun being a chick, though of course there are some downsides too. “No I’m not on my fucking period you assmuncher, I’m just fucking pissed off at you!!!!” is a common phrase. I’m totally down with the beer drinking, moreso than wine even, really. Wine can kick my ass after two glasses. The coronas I can chug back all night. With the nachos….always with the nachos. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

By: Josh

Josh — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 01:45:12 +0000

The song is Bodies by Drowning Pool. They were pretty bad ass, but the lead singer died. I have no idea what they sound like now, I think they are still around. I listen to that song almost every day at work whenever we are tearing shit apart. It kicks ass.

Sometimes I think it would be fun being a woman. In some ways. Not many. But guys would never hang out like that. Mostly when we hang out we drink beer and grill stuff. And sometimes we destroy things, or build things to destroy.

And might I say, you certainly know how to make a grandma dress look appealing. I think Jim Morrison was checking you out from the corner of his eye.

By: greenmetropolis

greenmetropolis — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 16:58:00 +0000

Seriously, we’ll be sitting around knitting while Woogs is upstairs sleeping, and then all of a sudden WHAM!!!!! And Mommy Crafty Friend will just roll her eyes “Ugh! There she is again, ninja kicking the gate down! That thing lasted her brother for YEARS. And then she comes along and WHAM, ninja kicks it right down.” She’s also incredibly narccisstic – if you take her picture and don’t immediately show it to her, she does that shrieking thing. Consequently, there’s a few hilarious shots of her reaching towards the camera going “NNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (toddler for “GIMME!!!” I think)

By: romi41

romi41 — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 15:30:06 +0000

Hahaha…kids that can ninja-kick ANYTHING are the best?! Seriously, if my kids don’t become skilled ninjas by age five, I’m sending ‘em out into the streets…

And umm…I have never donned and Optimus Prime mask while cleaning the toilet, but it sure looks like it would make things a lot more fun

PS: I’m sure you can rock the curls, but you are radiating some serious hotness with the straightened look right there..love it

By: greenmetropolis

greenmetropolis — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:06:55 +0000

That mask is AWESOME!

By: King Steve

King Steve — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:59:08 +0000

That mask is creepy.

By: Red

Red — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 05:10:54 +0000

aaahahahaa! Loved seeing yous guys in action!
Yall seem like a blast to hang with.

By: queenbitch

queenbitch — Sat, 19 Jan 2008 06:52:14 +0000

i think the song could be bodies – drowning pool.. i think. if im wrong well then im sorry..

very cool story i loved the pics. you rocked that dress!!

By: greenmetropolis

greenmetropolis — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 21:24:55 +0000

Okay, there *were* pics of Woogs with her adorable little “I’m a tough motherfucking two year old” puffy eye. However, mom requested they be removed. Not because she’s all “people will think I beat my kids!!!”, she says the pics are fine considering the explanation that she 1) does not beat her kids and 2) is quite possibly the best mommy i’ve seen out there. However (and you can thank the nerdskillz) the Google Spiders only take a week to pilfer images and then they can be seen without the story! GOOGLE SPIDERS?!?!??! SPIDERS IN THE FREAKING INTERNET?!??!? This freaks me out!!! This is like awesome mom and her somewhat unrealistic fear of zombies….