If you served up a veggie burger, folks around here would probably be polite enough to finish it, and they wouldn’t want to hurt your feelings, but I would be willing to bet 19 out of twenty people who have lived in NC for ten years or more would taste it in the first bite. Chili, maybe not. there’s a lot of good flavor that goes into chili. But dogs, burgers, or any kind of bbq, you’d be out of your mind to serve it to us and think we wouldn’t tell the difference. It’s what we do for a livin!

I won’t belittle your dietary choices on your own blog, but not eating meat is something I just can’t understand. Would you post a blog about the reasons why you refuse to eat meat? I mean, we’re omnivores, look at our teeth and digestive systems. It’s nature’s way of telling us eating meat is ok. I just want one person to give me one single good reason why they won’t eat meat, and every time I ask I get no reason at all. It makes no common sense to me, and until I can have one good reason, I just can’t get why you would give up the best tasting substance on earth. I love it, and I’ll passionately support both meat and especially nc style bbq.

And Josh, being veggie is easy. It’s called “picking up fake meat at the store and mixing it in with your pasta sauce and nobody knows the difference/buying veggie burgers/going for a lot of thai food” Toronto is a very Veggie-Friendly city

And also, oh my god, I’ve seen that teeny-tiny smiley-face randomly show up on so many WordPress pages, and it scares the SHIT out of me…oh my god, there it is, in the bottom left corner of her page..it’s watching me, and mocking me, and taunting me…I have this sick fear that it’s gonna transform into a giant scary face with fangs, and bust through the screen and eat the skin off my face…shudder…

See? You got me all off track Josh; now what was I gonna say to Auntie Em?…umm…well first of all, your tattoo is wicked hot; I’m too lame and unadventurous to get a wicked tattoo of my own, so I will live vicariously through you on that one (just like I live vicariously through Talea when she’s being scary..). Also, I usually think babies are weird or stupid or punch-able, but maybe that’s because no one’s ever called me “Auntie Rom”..hmm…the next time I’m in a mall, I’m gonna go up to a toddler when the mom isn’t looking, and I’m gonna try to train it to call me “Auntie Rom” in 30 seconds or less…wish me luck!

And fifty points to you for 1) getting panties with a bow, and 2) getting them for a dollar. Very nice. And fifty points to me for getting an avatar. But negative fifty points for the ass hole who decided to name it an “avatar” instead of “face shot” or “facial” which i prefer because it reminds me of porno.

Hearts!

And before you even say, “well look at that slight bulge around where my ridiculously tiny jeans cut into my organs, that’s where I’m chubby!” No it isn’t. I’ve seen chubby, and that is not it. What was pictured in that last photo was something called skin. We males use it to hold our organs in. I’m not sure what you ladies do, since you seem to spend most of your time trying to cut it off, or waste it away. But let me assure you it is vital to this thing I call “living”.

Also: are those granny panties? Bwahahahaha! or maybe they aren’t, and my bwahaha just lost me the privelege of seeing them. Or more likely me telling you to eat a sandwich earned me my Haha! Fuck it, eat something you are craving, wear some granny panties, love the skin you’re in, and never ever ever try to be skinny. Skinny = not as hot.